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(916): View more from California

ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra

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(209): View more from California

what is college for if not random hookup sex?

(951): View more from California

learning.

(209): View more from California

i would literally fuck learning if i could.

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(706): View more from Georgia

He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer

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(847): View more from Illinois

Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"

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(336): View more from North Carolina

just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.

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(213): View more from California

holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow

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(302): View more from Delaware

He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him

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(805): View more from California

Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n

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