my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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