no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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