At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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