i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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