i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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