yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i came on her dog
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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