There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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