he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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