Whod you bang
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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