So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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