Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
