singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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