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Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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