wanna go halves on a baby?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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