i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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