HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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