Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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