D3 body, D1 cock
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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