Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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