just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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