I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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