So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
