I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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