Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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