Define "chronic" masturbator.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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