Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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