I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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