You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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