I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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