It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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