i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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