On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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