I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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