My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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