New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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