Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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