ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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