hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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