Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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