yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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