this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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