Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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