I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
