i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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