He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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