I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Oh god it's open bar.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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