she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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