Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
