do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I can text with my tongue
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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