Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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